|Pictured: A lovely old building|
|Pictured: A monotonous office block|
So, here's the big idea. Are you ready for it? The Liberal Democrats leave Cowley Street, buy a disused tube station from the company and set up HQ there instead.
I know, it's awesome, right? Imagine, a headquarters located beneath central London's streets. After all, we're already portrayed as villains by the media and the NUS so why not have a supervillain's headquarters to match? The entrance could be a trapdoor guarded by a crack team of Liberal Youth activists. We could have top secret meetings in disused tunnels.
|Pictured: A supervillain's headquarters|
|Pictured: Lembit Opik|